Pink Taco
Scottsdale Road & Camelback
Southwest corner
Scottsdale
(480)675-777
  First of all I would never eat at the Pink Taco. It’s an over priced yuppie restaurant with over priced fake Mexican food for American’s who think they like Mexican food. Most of these gringos wouldn’t be able to eat real Mexican food with real Mexican chilis.

The reason I am putting the Pink Taco here is to piss of Mary Manross the Mayor of Scottsdale and official town prude and religious zealot of Scottsdale. Mayor Manross has tried to put the “Pink Taco” out of business because its name offends her prudish Christian values. “Pink Taco” is slang for pussy, or a woman’s vagina.

And I would like to personally thank the owners of the “Pink Taco” for pissing off that idiot Mary Manross. Thanks guys. Great job. Keep up the good work.

And Mary Manross you’re a great example of why the founders made the Second Amendment! Mary Manross is such a prude she would probably deny that she has a vagina. I wonder Mary Manross, do you have a vagina? I bet your such a f*cking prude you won’t admit it!

 





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